Surrender to the conspiracy.

"Make me one with everything," the Buddhist monk said to a hot dog vendor who was hawking food near the temple.

The vendor made a frank with mustard, ketchup, relish and onions, and the monk took it handing over a $20 bill.

The vendor stashed the cash in his apron and turned his attention to the next customer.

"But where is my change?" the monk inquired.

"Change must come from within, my friend," said the vendor.

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