ADVERTISE.

'The codfish lays a thousand eggs
The homely hen lays one
The codfish never cackles
To tell you what she has done
And so we scorn the codfish
While the humble hen we prize
Which only goes to show you
That it pays to advertise.'

-Anon

OUR MAD AD WORLD

Everybody in advertising is blonde, beautiful, families are happy, cars are never in traffic, everything is shiny, food looks like its incredibly tasteful.
I ask myself,"How stupid are we? How come the world is going in one direction and advertising is going in a completely different direction.

-Oliviero Toscani

Meat.

We are all chickens in God's poultry farm, being bred only to be consumed by him.

Tight!

Tight deadlines are like tight t-shirts...very very uncomfortable.

Dtachment

I had a head full of hair and a head full of thoughts about my head full of hair.

I decided to get rid of both (hair and thoughts about my hair, head is still intact)

Would like to thank D to help this D learn her first lesson on Dtachment.

The Daruma Doll

Such is life.
Seven times down.
Eight times up.

-a japanese poem

You can grow old and still be Rock 'n' Roll
-Kristen Mcmenamy