i--feel--random

Say Yes!

2012-01-18T02:57:00.002+05:30

My thoughts are made of you, my love.
My thoughts are made of you.

Is there something you'd like to do ...about it?
Is there something you'd like to do?

40.

2012-01-14T22:11:00.011+05:30

Forty is the most beautiful age for both men and women. Did you know that in mystic thought forty symbolises the ascent from one level to a higher one and a spiritual awakening? When we mourn, we mourn for forty days. When a baby is born it takes forty days to get ready to start life on earth. And when we are in love, we need to wait for forty days to be sure of our feelings.

The flood of Noah lasted forty days, and while the waters destroyed life, they also washed away all impurity and enabled human beings to make a new fresh start. In Islamic mysticism there are forty degrees between man and God. Likewise, there are four basic stages of consciousness and ten degrees in each, making forty in total. Jesus went into the wilderness for forty days and nights. Muhammad was forty years old when he received the call to become a prophet. Buddha meditated under a linden tree for forty days, not to mention the forty rules of Shams.

You receive a new mission at forty, a new lease on life! You have reached the most auspicious number. Congratulations and don’t worry about getting old.

- from the book that I am reading.

I am not forty yet.

2011-08-30T13:58:00.001+05:30

You Are What You Dream, And All The Scary Things In Between- Anon

Stupid.

2011-08-30T13:56:00.001+05:30

Stupidity produces antibodies
- susie

I think i think too much about my thoughts.

2011-08-19T00:07:00.000+05:30

Thoughtlessness...Please take over.

Jesus would have lived longer if he were a capitalist.

2011-08-18T17:09:00.000+05:30

Jesus Christ was a man who traveled through the land
Hard working man and brave
He said to the rich, ‘Give your goods to the poor.’
So they laid Jesus Christ in his grave.

Rape

2011-08-17T02:13:00.000+05:30

You don't need hands to hold souls down.
- The Great Indian Rape Trick, Arundhati Roy.

Hypersomnia

2011-08-17T01:56:00.000+05:30

"Like all other forms of pleasure, sleep may become a passion" –
Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarian – The Pyschology of Taste.

Proud to be Indian

2011-08-16T22:02:00.001+05:30

We displace our people, rape our women, disregard our culture, disrespect our languages, modernize our tradition, hide our beggars behind hoardings, make illiterate children sell magazines on the streets, mine our mountains, privatize our rivers, silence our birds, defame our artists, trivialize our tribes, poach our tigers, poison our medicines, naxalise our farmers and still celebrate independence day...we should really be proud of ourselves! no?

Rain

2011-08-09T00:07:00.001+05:30

Clouds,

Condense
Evaporate
Precipitate.

Do what you must to get those damn drops to fall on my head.

2011-08-06T11:45:00.001+05:30

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain, Following the Equator

Which piece of me has peace within?

2011-07-31T02:13:00.001+05:30

I have finally made peace with the non peaceful side of me.

2011-07-25T12:50:00.000+05:30

A good book just doesn't let you skip pages.

Mouse.

2011-06-04T00:45:00.001+05:30

Life is a mousetrap and I am that god damn mouse who got caught in it.

Flying High.

2011-05-21T00:11:00.002+05:30

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
- GK Chesterton

Damn!

SYSTEM FAILURE

2011-05-21T00:10:00.000+05:30

I have a super nervous nervous system.

FUCK YOU ALL.

2011-05-20T23:36:00.001+05:30

God, please give me a few more middle fingers.

2011-05-19T12:33:00.000+05:30

'Jesus is coming, look busy!'

For real.

2011-05-11T13:40:00.002+05:30

Real eyes realize real lies.

God.

2011-05-10T11:51:00.002+05:30

for God too is just a word.

BE.

2011-04-29T15:16:00.005+05:30

"According to all known laws of aviation..Bees can't fly..as their bodies are too big and their wings too small..but the bees fly anyway ..because they don't care what the humans think":)..a friend's facebook status, from the movie BEE.

Circle.

2011-04-13T12:11:00.002+05:30

With neither an end nor a beginning to its trajectory, the circle recognizes no horizontal or vertical axis.

You can plunge into the circle from anywhere you want, as long as you don't confuse that point with a beginning. No start points. No thresholds, no endings.

- From the book that I am reading.

Falling Slowly

2011-04-11T15:18:00.000+05:30

Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It's time that you won
- OST, Once

Bring it on!

2011-02-02T22:44:00.002+05:30

Whatever falls from the sky above, thou shall not curse it.
- The Bastard of Istanbul, Chapter one, Opening Line

i-think-i-can-draw

2011-02-02T22:43:00.001+05:30

I have started drawing again.

:D

I am not there.

2011-02-02T17:07:00.001+05:30

but a song is something that walks by itself.

The Show must go on.

2011-02-02T01:26:00.003+05:30

Its been 1.5 years of

manic depression
sleeeping recession

eating disorder
mind being out of order

fear of my mirror image
puttting thoughts into a cage

quarter-life crisis
Life's stale slices

lack of self-belief
Pills for pain relief

having an overworked right brain and an underdeveloped left brain.
falling again in a very messy drain.

fear of life more than death.
waiting eagerly for death at my doorsteps.

Every morning, I wake up and get disappointed to find myself alive.
Every morning, no matter how I feel, i get up, dress up and show up at work and my dance class and my drum class.

I promise myself to fake it and don't know if I will ever make it through my situation.

Every day, I force myself to smile when my head is bleeding and laugh when my heart gives up beating.

Dear God, I want you to be proud of me coz I am really trying hard to lead a normal abnormal life. Send me love and luck ASAP.

STOP FUCKING ME FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Paradise.

2011-01-23T00:00:00.002+05:30

we live in paradise
but we do not know it.
Do not destroy
Do not revolt
Do not escape
Just improve slowly and all will be good.

-Hundertwasser

About Love.

2011-01-21T23:52:00.002+05:30

Love is a bird, love is a burden.

-Sarah Lucas and Olivier Garbay

If you are not happy and you know it, see a shrink!

2011-01-21T00:10:00.004+05:30

Matisse once said," There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look."
And for those who can't see flowers should try and see a shrink asap.

ADVERTISE.

2011-01-20T23:24:00.002+05:30

'The codfish lays a thousand eggs
The homely hen lays one
The codfish never cackles
To tell you what she has done
And so we scorn the codfish
While the humble hen we prize
Which only goes to show you
That it pays to advertise.'

-Anon

OUR MAD AD WORLD

2011-01-20T23:18:00.003+05:30

Everybody in advertising is blonde, beautiful, families are happy, cars are never in traffic, everything is shiny, food looks like its incredibly tasteful.
I ask myself,"How stupid are we? How come the world is going in one direction and advertising is going in a completely different direction.

-Oliviero Toscani

Life is a mistake

2011-01-18T11:10:00.002+05:30

I have realized that Life is just about making a lot of mistakes and not regretting them.

Please God Please

2011-01-15T22:08:00.000+05:30

I am dying to die.

Meat.

2011-01-06T12:06:00.002+05:30

We are all chickens in God's poultry farm, being bred only to be consumed by him.

Tight!

2011-01-06T12:04:00.000+05:30

Tight deadlines are like tight t-shirts...very very uncomfortable.

Dtachment

2011-01-03T21:20:00.004+05:30

I had a head full of hair and a head full of thoughts about my head full of hair.

I decided to get rid of both (hair and thoughts about my hair, head is still intact)

Would like to thank D to help this D learn her first lesson on Dtachment.

The Daruma Doll

2010-12-17T01:00:00.002+05:30

Such is life.
Seven times down.
Eight times up.

-a japanese poem

2010-12-10T22:19:00.001+05:30

You can grow old and still be Rock 'n' Roll
-Kristen Mcmenamy

Dreaming a little dream for me.

2010-11-18T23:43:00.004+05:30

I dream of
taking a day off and shaving my head off
riding a bike and sliding on slides
dancing in rain and singing in Spain
kissing the moon and sleeping till noon
becoming a bird and traveling the world
bathing in rivers and breaking all mirrors
living on trees and acting like Eve
becoming a lama and escaping melodrama
leaving my body and becoming fields of paddy.

The world is going crazy.

2010-11-18T23:34:00.000+05:30

So when do we celebrate National Psycho day?

Ambition.

2010-11-16T00:28:00.001+05:30

Well, all I want to do is breathe right.

Life is Stranger Than Fiction

2010-11-14T01:13:00.002+05:30

As Harold took a bite of Bavarian sugar cookie, he finally felt as if everything was going to be ok.

Sometimes, when we lose ourselves in fear and despair, in routine and constancy, in hopelessness and tragedy, we can thank God for Bavarian sugar cookies.
And, fortunately, when there aren't any cookies, we can still find reassurance in a familiar hand on our skin, or a kind and loving gesture, or subtle encouragement, or a loving embrace, or an offer of comfort, not to mention hospital gurneys and nose plugs, an uneaten Danish, soft-spoken secrets, and Fender Stratocasters, and maybe the occasional piece of fiction. And we must remember that all these things, the nuances, the anomalies, the subtleties, which we assume only accessorize our days, are effective for a much larger and nobler cause. They are here to save our lives. I know the idea seems strange, but I also know that it just so happens to be true.

-From the movie 'Stranger Than Fiction'.
Would like to thank a friend of mine for recommending this awesome and strange piece of fiction.

My Dad's Check List

2010-11-13T12:24:00.005+05:30

Hawkins pressure cooker : Check
Washing Machine: Check
Ladies for Ladies Sangeet: Check
Cocktails for the Cocktail Party: Check
Venue for Marrige: Check
Wedding Rings : Check
Photographer: Check
Outstation relatives: Check
Caterer: Check
Bride: Check
Groom: Pending

I am going BANANAS.

2010-11-11T11:39:00.003+05:30

I am giving myself an overdose of Woody Allen films so that I can handle 'a series of meetings with mentally disturbed clients'.

Love is deep and Sex is shallow.

2010-11-10T00:07:00.001+05:30

For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches.

-from the movie Bullets Over Broadway

31.

2010-11-02T11:33:00.001+05:30

Can't believe i survived yet another year.

I GOT ME.

2010-10-29T23:17:00.007+05:30

I got hair on my head and legs on my feet.
I got taste on my tongue and my heart has a beat.

I got ears in a pair and a breath full of air.
I got eyes I can see and a voice I can hear.

I got pores in my skin and blood in my veins.
I got marrow in my bones, protoplasm in my brain.

I got a soul with a heart and a heart with a soul.
I got ME playing ME in an award winning role.

I have been asked by my dad to spank (GOD) less and thank him more.
To scream less and dream more.
To cry less and fly more.
Through this post I would like to thank God for the things that I have and for the things that I don't.

Finger's on the trigger.

2010-10-21T23:56:00.000+05:30

why am i surprised?
lies and bullshit
and bullshit and lies
you'd think i'd give up
after so many tries
but my finger's on the trigger
and my eyes are on the prize
- Kimya Dawson

CASH IN ON HIM

2010-10-21T23:45:00.001+05:30

If your boyfriend turns out to be a whore, PIMP HIM!!!!!!!

Goodbye tomorrow

2010-10-13T23:31:00.002+05:30

I am over n done with the pain n the sorrow
Do you have a suicide note that I can borrow?
I don't care about the grammar or those goddamn reasons
But I would really appreciate if you could mention the season
My summer of love has seen the cruelest winter
Season of spring will have me six feet under
I am over n done with the pain n the sorrow
All I want to say is, Goodbye tomorrow.

GROOM WANTED.

2010-10-01T00:26:00.003+05:30

Wanted a virgin, right-brained (not right-winged) burmese mallu from the Bahamas measuring 6.74 feet, weighing exactly 67.98kgs,for a punjabi girl. Should have a tight ass and enjoy wearing tight clothes. Suffer if he must, from one of the following: Bulimia, Anorexia or Schizophrenia. Should be able to communicate in Tibetan, Zulu and Punjabi with a bangladeshi accent. That's all. Suitable candidates please apply.

Well, my dad asked me to be be a little more specific with my requirements. I wish him luck!

Quote Martial

2010-10-01T00:15:00.002+05:30

Lead me from death to immorality.

Sorry, immortality!

- by my sister!

Man-made.

2010-09-28T01:04:00.002+05:30

On his very first day, Man created God.
- Anonymous. (Speaking tree)

Let go.

2010-09-27T23:52:00.002+05:30

I want my mind to leave my body
and my body to leave my soul.

I want my soul to touch my sole
and my sole to kick that asshole

I want that ass to leave my heart
so that my heart can fill that hole.

I want that hole inside my head
so that my thoughts can be free to go.

I want my head to think from the heart
so that my heart can hurt no more.

I want this hurt heart to bleed
so that the blood can stain my soul.

I want my stained soul to know
that it just needs to go with the flow.

HAIRCUT

2010-09-06T23:03:00.001+05:30

I wanted to look like a monk and I came back looking like a punk!

The places you'll go

2010-08-17T22:14:00.005+05:30

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.

You’ll look up and down streets.
Look’em over with care.
About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.”
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street.

And you may not find any you’ll want to go down.
In that case, of course, you’ll head straight out of town.
It’s opener there in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew.
Just go right along. You’ll start happening too.

Oh! The Places You’ll Go!

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed.
You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don’t.
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true
that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on. You’ll be left in a Lurch.

You’ll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then, that you’ll be in a Slump.

And when you’re in a Slump, you’re not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they’re dark.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And if you go in, should you turn left or right…
or right-and-three-quarters?
Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused that you’ll start in to race down
long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place…for people just waiting.

Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come,
or a plane to go or the mail to come,
or the rain to go or the phone to ring,
or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

No! That’s not for you!

Somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying.
You’ll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing.
With banner flip-flapping, once more you’ll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you’re that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don’t. Because, sometimes, they won’t.

I’m afraid that some times you’ll play lonely games too.
Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance
you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

But on you will go though the weather be foul.
On you will go though your enemies prowl.
On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl.
Onward up many a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak.
On and on you will hike.
And I know you’ll hike far and
face up to your problems whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know.
You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)

Kid, you’ll move mountains!
So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea,
you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!

-Dr. Seuss

Surrender to the conspiracy.

2010-08-14T18:20:00.002+05:30

"Make me one with everything," the Buddhist monk said to a hot dog vendor who was hawking food near the temple.

The vendor made a frank with mustard, ketchup, relish and onions, and the monk took it handing over a $20 bill.

The vendor stashed the cash in his apron and turned his attention to the next customer.

"But where is my change?" the monk inquired.

"Change must come from within, my friend," said the vendor.

;)

Crying tears of fears.

2010-08-14T18:03:00.001+05:30

My fears caught me unawares yet again.

Choose your path

2010-08-13T00:22:00.002+05:30

You are obliged to go off at a tangent if you want to stop going round in circles.
-Alan Fletcher, Picturing & Poeting

It takes a muscle to fall in love

2010-08-09T11:59:00.005+05:30

When everybody leaves you lonely, times are worse than sad
and the world is falling on your head
Just remember that for all you know, good or bad come what may,
you're gonna live tomorrow, if you don't die today.

It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love

Now the fear got in me, it's cuttin' me deep,
that's where it's gonna stay and never leave.
Someone come lay my worry, someone come kill my pain,
someone come and put me on my feet again.

It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love

We gotta love one another, that's what the good man say,
but I got too much trouble going 'round my head.
Someone come and pick up my love, take it all away
'cause I could break down tomorrow if I don't die today.

It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love
It takes a muscle to fall in love

Ey.
Ey.
Ey.
Ey.

In MAYA by M.I.A ; cover of "It Takes a Muscle To Fall In Love" by Spectral Display

Song recommended by a wild drifter who happens to be my closest friend.

Live free baby. Live free!

2010-08-04T22:01:00.004+05:30

Well, if you have lost
your heart to a jerk
you liver to alcohol
your lungs to marijuana
your eyes to the computer screen
your mind to your therapist
your feet to thorny paths
your hands to conceptualizing other people's fate
your ears to discouraging voices
your breath to toxic gases
your spine to spineless people

then Congratulate yourself.
You have freed yourself from all your excess baggage and are now ready to travel light.

2010-08-02T23:11:00.001+05:30

We are all children. We all need approval.
- The diving bell and the butterfly.

SECRETS ARE BEST KEPT WITH STRANGERS.

2010-07-31T00:19:00.002+05:30

I share my secrets only with strangers I meet in the strangest of places.

Suffering.

2010-07-31T00:11:00.001+05:30

If you ever want to suffer, suffer from a superiority complex.

Evolution.

2010-07-30T01:16:00.001+05:30

Some of us are way too evolved and some of us are just happy being monkeys! :)

What's there?

2010-07-30T01:01:00.002+05:30

My best friend's famous question is, "What's there?"

She lives in rhetoric. No formal answers are expected.

Balls!

2010-07-30T00:48:00.004+05:30

I have more balls than most men I know. I am ready to donate them to those in need. But they will never have the balls to admit that they don't have THE BALLS!

My Jukebox is playing

2010-07-26T23:53:00.002+05:30

My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentines day

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentines day

Age.

2010-07-24T23:30:00.001+05:30

When i grow older, i will be younger.

Because I have decided to age wildly rather than gracefully!

Bliss.

2010-07-24T18:09:00.003+05:30

My favorite song is playing in my head. The book that I am reading has the potential of becoming one of my favorites. My favorite friend is on the phone telling me why life should be lived like a movie scene, and this now is my favorite quote. My favourite dish is getting cooked in the kitchen. My favourite room in the house is finally getting ready for me and I am painting it my favourite color. My favourite side of the brain is not hurting today. My favorite movie is getting downloaded. My favourite season is finally here. My favourite mood is not in a mood to swing today. My favourite drawing just got drawn in my drawing book. My favorite dream was day-dreamt. My favorite cup of tea is waiting for me along with my favourite view from the balcony.

God's favourite person is surrounded by her favourite things today.

Kindly do the needful.

2010-07-21T23:27:00.002+05:30

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
A heart for a heart makes the whole world kind :)

TO DO LIST.

2010-07-21T22:40:00.004+05:30

To sound like rain
and drown in a drain
To break all chains
that cause such pain
To be a lot less sane
and as plain as Jane
To sing like Cohen
a song for Marianne
To board that train
that runs in the fast lane
To be more of a boon and less of a bane.
and look at things with fresh disdain.
To sound like rain
and drown in a drain
To break all chains
that cause such pain

Growth.

2010-07-19T16:24:00.000+05:30

I feel under-developed today.

"What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork."

2010-07-14T00:53:00.005+05:30

I neither understand the politics of love nor the economics of it.

Do you?

2010-07-13T23:58:00.004+05:30

Do you know what dreams i sleep with?
what my taste buds relish?
about the heart that my heart just can't resist.

Do you know which song my lips love to hum?
why my liver longs for rum?
about the touch that makes my fingers go numb?

Do you know about the beat that leaves me with dancing feet?
and the tears that leave my eyes,
that i hide under the sheet?

Do you know about the wings i use when i wish to fly?
the color of my smile
when i am up above the sky?

Do you?

Then why the fuck should I do you?

Small is Big. Big time!

2010-07-13T23:34:00.003+05:30

Big car
Big house
Big dreams
Big spouse
Big job
Big couch
Big B
Big pouch
Big boss
Big mouth
Big words
Big pout
Big room
Big blouse
Big mac
Big mouse

Have you tried anything small lately?

Log out.

2010-07-12T11:55:00.004+05:30

The world is made of spams and scams. I am getting out of here!

Crazy Heart

2010-07-08T23:55:00.002+05:30

Will just leave you with a song.
Don't have much to say tonight.

Your heart’s on the loose
You rolled them seven’s with nothing to lose
And this ain’t no place for the weary kind

You called all your shots
Shooting 8 ball at the corner truck stop
Somehow this don’t feel like home anymore

And this ain’t no place for the weary kind
And this ain’t no place to lose your mind
And this ain’t no place to fall behind
Pick up your crazy heart and give it one more try

Your body aches…
Playing your guitar and sweating out the hate
The days and the nights all feel the same

Whiskey has been a thorn in your side
and it doesn’t forget
the highway that calls for your heart inside

And this ain’t no place for the weary kind
And this ain’t no place to lose your mind
And this ain’t no place to fall behind
Pick up your crazy heart and give it one more try

Your lover's warm kiss…
It’s too damn far from your fingertips
You are the man that ruined her world

Your heart’s on the loose
You rolled them seven’s with nothing to l

MISTRESS

2010-07-07T23:50:00.002+05:30

She is neither a whore, nor a wife.
She is probably a little more respected than a whore, and a little less accepted than a wife. A little less terrifying. A little more satisfying.
She is every married man's best kept secret.
She appears when he wants, disappears when he doesn't.
Less inconvenient than an affair. More convenient than a marriage.
She can kiss but she can't complain. She can cry but has to hide the pain.
He can reach her; but for her, his phone is almost always out of range.
A lot better than wine. One of a kind.
She gets fucked without getting paid. She gets fucked anyways.

No one knows about her except him. No one cares about her, well...not even him.

Mistress. A little less stressed than a whore. A lot more stressed than a wife.

HOW ARE YOU? OK?

2010-07-07T23:45:00.002+05:30

Everybody believes me when I say I am ok.
Nobody does when I say I am not.

They call it Therapy.

2010-07-06T14:25:00.001+05:30

Retail is not therapeutic to suicidal farmers.

Second chance.

2010-07-06T14:01:00.003+05:30

Despite Bharat Bandh
Despite dirty politics
Despite nuclear deal
Despite GM crops
Despite Naxals and Salwa Judum
Despite the corporate mafia
Despite Coco Cola
Despite BT Brinjal
Despite polluted Yamuna
Despite forest degradation
Despite melting glaciers
Despite capitalism

IT RAINED.

You know why?
So that we can wash away all our sins and make a fresh start.

Rehab.

2010-07-04T22:38:00.003+05:30

They say, the person you love is 72.8% water.

Well, Mine was 72.8% alcohol and 27.2% marijuana.

No wonder i got addicted.

I am off drugs now.

Life needs a script.

2010-07-04T00:32:00.000+05:30

"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."

- Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes

Thought-control

2010-07-03T23:54:00.003+05:30

This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.
This voice in my head.

I want it to go mute.

Separation

2010-07-03T23:48:00.001+05:30

Sometimes you want the distance to be more than six degrees.

This Buddha likes Junk Food!

2010-07-02T22:19:00.005+05:30

My sister thinks she is Buddha.

Every morning she wakes up, forcibly showers her blessings on us, reads a discourse (courtesy Hindustan Times) and explains the meaning of life and how it ought to be lived.

Every evening she comes back home, throws her bag on the floor, checks what's for dinner, makes a face and orders Domino's Pineapple and Red chilli Thin crust pizza with extra cheese.

Which Buddha does that?

IT'S AN EMERGENCY

2010-06-28T21:07:00.003+05:30

I want

blueberry nights
post secret no.5
watering sky
cheerful good bye
lucky no.7
stairway to heaven
snow in my city
policemen on duty
Buddha with a frown
a personal clown
yellow in my room
M.J.'s walking moon
bicycle ride
a smile in my mind
musical chairs
flower-scented air
CMYK Warhol
mint without a hole
stupendous man
recyclable beer cans
origami birds
mango in my curd
and
a whole lotta love
a whole lotta luck
a whole lotta love
and a whole lotta luck

Please donate generously.

CAN CURE

2010-06-28T20:39:00.001+05:30

My tumor of humor saves me from this cancerous life.

What color am I?

2010-06-28T20:37:00.000+05:30

I am Pantone 186 C.

Why don't you write to me?

2010-06-28T15:48:00.000+05:30

I long for postcards.

Two is crowd.

2010-06-28T00:24:00.004+05:30

They tell me if I don't find a companion, I will be left alone for the rest of my life. They never understand when I say I am not alone. I have my own company.

P.S. And I do know how to make me laugh :)

Match point God.

2010-06-28T00:17:00.002+05:30

Life will knock us down but we can choose whether or not to get back up.
- the Karate Kid

Knock me down God. I am done with your stupid game!

Her Life in her Own Words

2010-06-27T23:48:00.004+05:30

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.

We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.

If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.

I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.

I've never dropped anyone I believed in.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.

It's all make believe, isn't it?

-Monroe

UP IN THE AIR.

2010-06-27T19:37:00.000+05:30

I want to be baggage-free.

Fuck those brands!

2010-06-24T02:49:00.001+05:30

I can 'just do it' without wearing Nike.

Stop selling your stupid stuff to me please.

Rama is not my type!

2010-06-24T02:46:00.002+05:30

If I were Sita, I would divorce Rama and marry Ravana instead.

Advertising.

2010-06-24T02:42:00.002+05:30

They give you fast cars but don't tell you that they come with traffic jams.

High!

2010-06-22T18:07:00.001+05:30

All men are drugs. Sometimes, they bring you down. And sometimes, they get you so high that you forget about the ones who got you down! :)

With a little help from Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the city!